smoke signals - flashing mirrors - messages in bottles - carrier pigeons - flags in the air - hoofbeats on the ground

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Mini Hulk vs. The Thing

as refereed by some weird McDonald's character of yor

Friday, May 30, 2008

zombie love

Vagrant Aesthetic grew into a beautiful Joined at the Stitch

and then sent me this awesome bookmark as part of a trade

what should I send?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

happier paper produce

potatoes are creepier when they smile

and they still carry a special message

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

drag race

a show put on every Tuesday outside the bar of Roscoes in which several drag queens race each other down the street for Mac products

there is also a potato sack race

sometimes wonderful things happen

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Old People Dying

Lots of elderly folk live in our building

sometimes they die and leave things behind

sometimes those things get thrown in the trash

and sometimes

just sometimes

they come back

so now I can make it into something new

Monday, May 26, 2008

We Needed Grocery's Today

Caputo's has great produce sales

featured in the photo (starting right to left): 3 Apples, 1 Cantaloupe, 2 Garlic, 1 bag Basmati Brown Rice, 2 Plantains, 1 bottle Cabernet, 5 Peaches, 1 box Capellini, 1 package Linguine, 1 Coconut, 1 Ginger Root

Sunday, May 25, 2008

GQ can make you more European

or so says their summer cocktail suggestions

you can do it

put your back into it

Saturday, May 24, 2008

watch out the pachyderms spray

this is the face my brother makes when we all go to Brookfield Zoo on a nice day

Friday, May 23, 2008


Shower time on a Friday
dont forget your loofah

Thursday, May 22, 2008

You Dont Own Me

Mustache - makes you cooler, saves water, deters bad hygiene


Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Because I watched "How to draw a bunny"

I like to write about things here now cause they are not often seen. They are unnoticed schemes that all ultimately fail. This is great. Today I am starting a library for artists. There is a library somewhere in NY where you can send anything to and they would keep it. I do not know if it even exists anymore, but I thought I would like to have a library also. Then maybe one day I can open a place to store it all. I would be a good librarian and make recommendations and have special selections. I could do research or not. I would keep the works in good condition and maintain integrity at the highest level of librarian levels.

I liked to use things like Craigslist to access people. Artists are out there. They will participate. If you want to participate you can to. Just send me your art in the mail. Real art or take a photo or send a fragment of it or maybe just your name on an empty envelope so someone out there knows you create art. Do whatever you want for security, put no return address, make one up, or find out who I am.

It kind of sucks to document yourself. Buy things, create a cult following, someone make stories about me, us, and canned culture.

We are winning, yes.