smoke signals - flashing mirrors - messages in bottles - carrier pigeons - flags in the air - hoofbeats on the ground

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

dear joe

holy fucking cheese, dude!

...i'm not going to poop for days.

i'll blog this proper tomorrow on my page. just had to share in my bowel discomfort and extreme pleasure this evening.

Monday, April 26, 2010

dear melissa

you would have been proud of this

slow-roast pork delicious

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Dear Joe

Thanks for the recipe. This turned out Super Tip Top.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

dear melissa

i know i did bad, but sometimes i can fix my stupid mistakes

we are always

Dear Joe

Basic Math:



(the video is better)


Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Joe

Let's all thank Baby Jesus for websites like


Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Dear Joe

"When seeing a new place, I often think: I am going to come back here later - when I am rich, or when I have more time, or when I have a purpose, or when I am with someone I love - and do this right. But it is self-deception. More often than not, my feet lead me somewhere new rather than somewhere I've already been. And as I sat at that window watching the train bore through the heart of China, I had a different, more probable thought, and I wrote it down: I better remember what this place looks like. I will never be back."

-Brad Newsham, All the Right Places