dear joe



polish weddings.

lets take more

dear joe

mandatory, starting today


1 photo, every day.

PHOTO BATTLE!!
doesnt have to be fancy, doesn't have to be good, doesnt have to be anything.


inspiration:
http://www.foundphotos.net/
http://www.troyland.com/

adult float

dear melissa

I strongly feel we need one of these


how does this beer get rated??

via thekitchn

dear joe



via desgin*sponge, it's the indoor-picnic.

lovely.

dear joe,

this is what i'm doing tonight: reading all of these with a pint or two of stout.

Book a Minute Classics

lazy river

isnt it time for this yet?

dear joe

SERIOUSLY are you following this blog?

Michael and Michael Have Issues

add that to your 'daily' list.

what the hell??

Joshua Hoffine's photo there is awesome.

found VIA SUPERPUNCH (also is awesome)

who told....

the rest of the summer shall be filled with ongoing quotations from the season finale of 30 Rock "Kidney Now"

including:

- you've got sexually transmitted crazy mouth
- bisexual is something they invented in the 90's to sell hair products
- 's' to the 'd', shut it down
- but you know how there are no secrets in the tanning community?
- Pleased to meet

and one that will still put me in stitches "who told"

oh no! videos at 2AM

first off, how did this escape our radar:

Video Game - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

also, this is how fairy tales were meant to be told, I didnt really feel I could share it with anyone else

dear joe

here is a link, in which one of my personal heroes more or less sums up how i feel about waking up at 5 goddam am every morning to sew monsters and doodle things.

CLICK IT NOW PLEASE

Personal Letter to TinyMeat

Melissa, remember that entry you made about the "grown up aesthetic"? I have been practicing, but can't I just grow up with my favorite creators and continue to acquire the things they make for me? Such as:

Dear TinyMeat,

I love you. You make my favorite wallets in the world. It feels like just the other day when I drunkenly stumbled upon you in the Etsy bar to get a case for when I first received my passport.


You were sitting next to SEIBEI and had been flirting all night with Joined At The Stitch, they thought they were so grown up changing their name from Vagrant Aesthetic (we are all so proud).

but here's the thing, once a year I indulge on nabbing a new one from you kids and one for Melissa because ours have gone through a year of the natural disaster that is our ass and require replacement, plus the plastic and stiching start breaking and tearing.

They all started out so great:


Do you think you can make a grown up wallet? We, your early fans are growing up and sometimes we cannot pull out something as wicked as that last Zeptonn wallet in inappropriate situations like business dinners, funerals, turkey hunting, and Babylon 5 theme parties.

Yours Truly,

Joe

dear joe

i really think you should take an evening and read my 3 issues of Eye of the Magnificent Creature


but they are printed on newsprint, and i am afraid
1) your cat will piss on them
2) your cat will eat them
3) you will grudge them up
4) all of the above

so

can you either promise not to destroy them, or
go to
HERE HERE HERE and drop the $8 and buy them yourself. They come in a lovely christmas-like package, with a little OMG button. perfecto.

really, these are FREAKING great.


ps also let's try this blog shit again.
pps also let's start the mailing list up again. i promise not to suck so much this time
ppps i love u

oh mister Gondry

The Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Be Kind Rewind are some of his most most recent claims to fame, but this imaginative genius has been setting the bar higher with every creation that makes it to screen and has been long before these full length features.

Gondry has the uncanny ability to make you show us as adults how to "play," how to tap into our dreamworlds as children and make them come to life again. He saves us from the terror of a complacent life and although never without its faults and drawbacks presents us with the opportunity to be a part of a better world.

This being said when I read today that:  Michel Gondry is going to direct Green Hornet? on my daily Pop Candy blog check. I nearly fell over in my chair with excitement. 

I am a comic book kid. I grew up on Spider-Man and X-Men. I was never really a DC guy. In recent years I've been that "graphic novel" guy, which is what we adults say we read to sound a little less like nerd-kids and more like nerdy-half-grownups. 

With the new release of Watchmen and several other projects on the film circuit; Y The Last Man, Ex Machina, Fables, etc. I am often told to be weary and often dissapointed, but with Gondry on the case I think we might just be okay. 

So keep your eyes out, cause this is just starting to get fun.

Good Morning Universe

In just one day the most incredible experiment the world has ever seen is going to take place.

If the experiment is successful the discoveries it makes could change the way we see the world, time, matter, space, the universe!



The CERN Project taking place on the French/Swiss border has emassed a 17-mile long large hadron collider (LHC). Shooting particle beams at speeds beyond light and at temperatures imitating the cold of deep space, the project hopes to reveal some of the building blocks of existence, what they term the "god particle."

The experiment is attempting to replicate the initial reactions after the Big Bang, which for all intents and purposes means we have no clue.

Debate stalled the project several months ago when some physicists argued that their is a possibility of microscopic black holes forming within the Earth. Concurrent experiments absorbing information on dark matter and anti-matter.

For us sci-fi geeks theories surrounding anti-matter suggest that technically the universe should not exists because for all matter their exists anti-matter, which should eliminate matter entirely, but perhaps an anonomoly or phenomena or maybe some goof off's miscalculations or god caused us to be.

Well that can play with all kinds of waxing of theory and philosophy, so instead I will just say:

On September 10th at 2:00PM Central Time the first beam will be fired and can be watched here: http://webcast.cern.ch/.

I wanted to catch up with you

I was given a job

I work with these people again thanks to Melissa

I took a test

I got locked out of the house

I did not do the cha cha slide

and I taught someone chess

these things also happened

Jessica got this cute dog and he stole my plush bird one night
Mary and Melanie played music at the Gallery Cabaret and I drank too much beer

and it stormed like this:
alright

now leave me alone

bippity boppity

the weekend was burly, wild, and wonderful

hail storms, cool breezes, and some of this on Sunday



then the octopus finally got out today:
I could find no particularly special recipe to make. Octopus just seems to be another substance to cook with. Very yummy though!


I now realized that I like radishes.

Darger

cause Melissa said I couldn't take a picture inside all you get is this:


psst....but she totally did here

onion

this is what you remember to pick up whenever a trip to the city occurs

I love popcorn

Sunday night Doctor Who catch up



courtesy of the fun pack from people who love popcorn even more then I do Hagio and Deb