dear joe

holy fucking cheese, dude!

...i'm not going to poop for days.


i'll blog this proper tomorrow on my page. just had to share in my bowel discomfort and extreme pleasure this evening.

dear melissa

you would have been proud of this

slow-roast pork delicious

Dear Joe

Thanks for the recipe. This turned out Super Tip Top.

dear melissa

i know i did bad, but sometimes i can fix my stupid mistakes

we are always

Dear Joe

Basic Math:

THIS:



EQUALS



(the video is better)


TIMES

Dear Joe

Dear Joe

Let's all thank Baby Jesus for websites like

THIS ONE RIGHT FUCKING HERE

Dear Joe

"When seeing a new place, I often think: I am going to come back here later - when I am rich, or when I have more time, or when I have a purpose, or when I am with someone I love - and do this right. But it is self-deception. More often than not, my feet lead me somewhere new rather than somewhere I've already been. And as I sat at that window watching the train bore through the heart of China, I had a different, more probable thought, and I wrote it down: I better remember what this place looks like. I will never be back."

-Brad Newsham, All the Right Places

dear melissa